February 2012
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Anonymous asked: -Sigh- I hate you.
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Anonymous asked: I'm hungry. Do you have any food to spare?
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I know it's college and we don't have assigned...
notschrutefacts:
C’mon now, I’ve sat there every day, why you have to do me like that?
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Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
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time-lords-on-baker-street replied to your post: I have Nutella. Jealous bitch? ;)
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Anonymous asked: I have Nutella. Jealous bitch? ;)
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parents: you are on the computer too much, do something else
me: can i go to a friends house or have some money
parents: no
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twentyregalandaboxofbooze:
You should sleep around less, he might start liking you again.
She said, “I don’t need a new leaf, I need a new tree.”
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